Don't be an asshole," the guy snapped as he cracked a freshie.
"Oh, right, because two in this group would be overkill.

“Written on the mirror, revealed by the steam, were the words, I love you, Jane.”

“If you eliminate all possible explanations, then the impossible is the answer.”

“Whither thou know'est thy ass from thy elbow”

“There was a heavy, dark pause of vast significance.Which Jim broke by flashing …”