[D]on't be so open minded that your brain falls out.

“Fridays! They are the worst. Days stuffed with itsy-bitsy multicoloured tasks t…”

“There are moments in life- and I would have to admit that I don´t have them as …”

“A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely t…”

“I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return t…”