Don’t bother calling the cops, because nobody can find me here. I know, because after all these years, I’m still trying to find myself.

“I made love to a woman who didn’t exist, and I can’t remember how it didn’t fee…”

“It may be bad for you, but government has no role in dictating our lives. Peopl…”

“My advice is to never masturbate in Cockburn Town.”

“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in yo…”