Don’t focus on the mishaps; consider the pleasures instead.

“Fuck the meek. The despised will inherit the earth!”

“Before September 11, the skinny, jittery black guy made security think one thin…”

“Queens, New York. The most ethnically diverse region not just in the United Sta…”

“A little style is a good thing, but you can’t trust a person who won’t be ugly …”