Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I look for patterns that nobody else does. Like I noticed that my face looks li…” “My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my mu…” “The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.” “She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she wa…”