Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”

“I’m a felon, though I haven’t been arrested for it. I’m guilty of stealing larg…”

“Today is 8-9-10. August, 9, 2010. So hooray for Chronologically Ascending Day!”

“I always wear gloves, so at any moment I could commit a crime and not be worrie…”