Don’t lift my words without permission. It might lead to a hernia.

“His breath smelled like a one-inch tall man wearing stinky socks used his tongu…”

“I am the Wheelbarrow of Love. Let me get back to work.”

“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 f…”

“A great band name would be Tickling Whiskers. Especially if the lead singer is …”