Don't make me come down there.
- God

“Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.”

“For large values of 1, 1 approaches 2, for small values of 2.”

“You are slow for a machine. Are you a Trash-80?”

“DENNIS, in order to die, one must first be alive.”“Quod erat demonstrandum. Oh,…”