Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever have.

“We couldn’t make love, unfortunately, because she was dead. I didn’t kill her, …”

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people…”

“A feather taped to a vibrator is a tickling machine to induce hunger, and NOT a…”

“He looked like a raccoon, so I told him to take off his coonskin cap. So he did…”