Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.

“The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is…”

“When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the ne…”

“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. B…”

“John Wilkinson invented the horizontal boring machine, and what a boring machin…”