Don’t steal because it’s immoral, not because you’re afraid you’ll get caught.

“A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conser…”

“One evening we made love all morning.”

“If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.
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“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”