Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.

“If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be …”

“He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a slo…”

“A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your fo…”

“I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.”