Don’t talk while you’re talking. It interrupts me.

“2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the …”

“I’m a big cat lover, so I thought it’d be cool to join the Black Panther party.…”

“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthd…”

“If the world were coming to an end tomorrow, I’d probably call in sick to work.”