Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more specific? Which step should I watch?

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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“A blanket could be used as a shield, in a fight with a cold shower. I know, bec…”

“If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was le…”

“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee …”