Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.

“The rocky terrain wasn’t the reason we were on uneven footing. She had no feet,…”

“You wouldn’t remove a wristwatch with a hacksaw, just like you wouldn’t remove …”

“Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doc…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooke…”