Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

“A love like mine is rare. So is the steak I just sent back to the kitchen. But …”

“Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, wo…”

“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between h…”