Don’t think for a minute that I can trust you with 60 seconds.

“Because I’m emotionally immature, I’d prefer letting go of you early and always…”

“I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh…”

“A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the acci…”

“I walk everywhere wearing orange pants, an orange vest, and a yellow bicycle he…”