Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.

“I had nothing to eat for desert, so I ate a tube of toothpaste. The coolest par…”

“A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and de…”

“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”

“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef,…”