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“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made…”

“Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out …”

“There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.”

“The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pede…”