Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you walk with a limp and act gimpy.

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar, and the bartender turns and says, “What …”

“I had a dream where I lost Cap’n among the hundreds of black and white cats and…”

“What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the…”

“It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my un…”