down below the mines and sea ooze and fake fossil bones put there by a Creator with nothing better to do than upset archeologists and give them silly ideas.

“This is Lancre we’re talkin’ about. If we was men, we’d be talking about layin’…”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil…”

“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”

“She waited with Billy Slick while Carrot went on the errand, and for something …”