Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.

“The birds bark my name, and I meow theirs in return. I may be a bit mixed up ab…”

“I’d eat a mosquito to satisfy my hunger for an itch.”

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the …”

“The baby looks like an infant, he doesn’t look like anybody. He’s barely even a…”