Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.

“The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the tim…”

“I’ll leave the door unlocked. Be sure to ring the doorbell before you climb in …”

“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a t…”

“A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. K…”