Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many."
" I never thought about it quite that way."
Well, you're a man. " She gave his knee a friendly pat.

“People who say not to speak ill of the dead are hypocrites, because you can tak…”

“After weighing the pros and cons, I’ve decided sex with you would be mutually s…”

“Who've you set up for me tonight?""Set up," Myra repeated, wrinkling her nose. …”

“He matters to me, too.""I know he does.""He didn't." Phillip pulled out his ham…”