Emperors are vain and useless things.

“It's not the traveling that takes courage Tally. I've done much longer trips on…”

“God, you mean I lost my virginity to the apocalypse?!”

“I'm Tally Youngblood. Make me pretty." -Tally Youngblood”

“A rat called Possible New Strain was sitting under a spaghetti strainer held do…”