Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—…”

“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while si…”

“Instead of hatching a plan, why not break it open prematurely and use it to mak…”