Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.

“There’s nothing more important than literary merit, and that’s why I not only c…”

“My fur coat doesn’t need to be dry cleaned, because it’s self-cleaning. It’s co…”

“I want to write a chicken story, starting from scratch, and my handwriting is c…”

“Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me, and they had nipple…”