Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crusty.

“My wife and I aren’t a match. We’re a match and gasoline.”

“I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like produ…”

“Love is when you love someone’s spirit as much as their body, even if their spi…”

“I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.”