Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.

“Toilet bowl basins need to be deeper, because every time I sit down my penis cl…”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I reminded them of Orafoura’s …”

“I think homeless people, like rainwater, are better off in street gutters, rath…”

“I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who ge…”