Every guy seems nice until he’s not.

“..."And then we played Ping-Pong—”“Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiard…”

“Basically, the world is a giant shithole. But some of us are capable of imagini…”

“Basically it means the world's a giant shithole, but some of us are capable of …”

“And Derek was... what?A pair of dark eyes that hid more than they revealed and …”