Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.

“I have no auditory depth perception. She said, “I love you,” and I couldn’t eve…”

“I have a good ear for music, just like Van Gogh had a good ear for art.”

“I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.”

“Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone ov…”