Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.

“Right at the edge is where you’ll find me. The edge of the middle.”

“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love t…”

“The best part about having children is being able to point at them and proudly …”

“A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a me…”