Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think of you. Could this be love?

“Issues need to be addressed. So do boxes of bricks that need to be mailed. Make…”

“If I had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and a midd…”

“I am excited to report that I may have gotten a job as an elevator attendant. I…”

“I’m hungry but I won’t order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I’ll order it …”