Everybody has a past—even if it lies in the future.

“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored…”

“I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best posit…”

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offe…”

“If instead of having ten fingers, I had ten combs for fingers, I'd love to meet…”