Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

“When you’re twenty-four,” Marla says, “you have no idea how far you can really …”

“The truth is, being ugly isn't the thrill you'd think, but it can be an oportun…”

“We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be million…”

“Everything sounds so much better when it comes out of a man's mouth”