Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, base…”

“Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.”

“Uncle Sam’s not related to me. He’s stuck his dick in the American Pie too many…”

“I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I…”