Everywhere I go, I’m second to arrive. My reputation precedes me, and sometimes it skips out on the bill.

“I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison sys…”

“Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but p…”

“I put you on the map, and I can fold you up and stuff you in the glove compartm…”

“At the beginning of their return trip home, fishermen might label their fish wi…”