Everywhere I go I'm too focused on everyone else to realize that they are too focused on themselves. And by everyone else I basically mean myself. It's hard to think about someone else when that someone else reminds you of you.

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers…”

“It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s m…”

“If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.”

“We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the b…”