Experience is the best teacher I've ever had. I'm sorry, Mr. Sortz, but it's true.

“Greek 201 is always easier than Greek 101, because at first it’s all Greek to y…”

“With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so yo…”

“I can run 50 yards faster than I can mow them.”

“Instead of burning the midnight oil, you should try selling it.”