Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are shaped like leaves. But my love, that is shaped like a tree.

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business…”

“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”

“Sometimes I wish I were someone else. Times like those I borrow somebody else’s…”

“Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it fast…”