faint heart never won fair lady

“This is exactly why Patrick and I chose not to have children." he muttered. "So…”

“If kisses were what you were looking for, little fool, why didn't you come to m…”

“Well, hi, CeeCee," I said. "Hi, Adam. Nice of you two to drop by. Ever heard of…”

“I'll remind her of how fat her arms looked in that slutty dress she wore at sen…”