Falling in love too quickly spells disaster. But I’ve always lived dangerously, and I spell disaster with a Z.

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our …”

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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“Don’t just compare yourself to the best, compare yourself to the average man an…”

“What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked i…”