Falling through the atmosphere is not the same thing as flying down to earth. Skydivers do the former, and I did the latter.

“I don’t like sleeping, but I do like watching the inside of my eyelids. That’s …”

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, so…”

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a ge…”

“I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effectiv…”