Farmers grow on the land. I suppose farmers grow farmers, rather than using sex to reproduce.

“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own c…”

“Instead of selling other countries weapons, we should sell them candles. Maybe …”

“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”

“If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottl…”