Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to little children and the elderly.

“My nickname in high school was Catch 22. Not because I was a walking dilemma, b…”

“Before I walked into the door, the room got shades darker as a cloud did a summ…”

“I make love like a balloon, and fortunately, my lover is a blow up doll.”

“If only women were as easy to understand as men without penises (eunuchs), beca…”