Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm a bleeping idiot.

“Ground rules, Tanner,” he growled. Tanner paled. More good. “No alcohol. No smo…”

“Dearly beloved," Father Bruce began, "we are gathered here to witness the union…”

“Stop smiling. Every time you smile, an angel dies.”

“But you know, if you're looking for love, there's always the mirror.”