For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace.

“Met a guy named Bill once. We met in Williamsburg and discussed the Bill of Rig…”

“I'd like to see a flag made not out of stars and stripes, but rather fingers an…”

“The most the average person probably reads in a day is a STOP sign or two. And …”

“On his deathbed, my grandpa told me three things to remember for after he died.…”