For my books, I do everything short of writing my own reviews. Those I do tall.

“I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I real…”

“Some things change, and some things stay the same. The things that change are t…”

“My name is MooMoo Cowlishaw, and I’m as vapid as vapor. Gaze at me grazing.”

“You might think there is nothing more patriotic than dying for your country, bu…”