For someone who’s made it clear that her life is superior to every other student’s at this school, you sure make it a habit of pursuing every facet of our boring, worthless lives.

“There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet.”

“your biggest dream? - kiss you”

“The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart.”

“Every animal on the planet attracts mates with the goal of reproduction. Frogs …”