For your learning disability pleasure, I’ll be playing a song backwards.

“Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.”

“I make my own lotion. And I add nuts, to make it chewier.”

“In middle school, I spent a lot of time with my buddy Edward. I called him Sex …”

“I accept all people—even the people I find unacceptable.”