Fornication: Do it for the kids. Just not at their birthday parties.

“Half is 15%, if 30% is 100%.”

“A brick could be used to change the channel on a TV. Or at least turn it off—pe…”

“I called Phil up, but I didn’t call Phillip. He hung up on me, and I’m still hu…”

“A blanket could be used to lay down the law. Lay it down over there, on top of …”