Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient wheels. Ha! Let’s see Tony Hawk do tricks on that board. Actually, he probably could.


“I turned my hand over just in time to avoid a slap on the wrist. I was applaude…”

“My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at …”

“After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography.”

“Sometimes I retreat into sleep to advance my mood.”